The "Dick and Dash"

Something that happened in Tokyo I never shared, out of Fear

December 19th, 2025:

the local japanese girls are too hard to talk to so i’ve resorted to prostitutes. but i’m on a budget, so i’ve had to get crafty.

last night i performed a “dick-and-dash,” which is to say that i fucked the massage girl, promised her payment outside at the atm, and as we walked to the atm, in one swift motion i turned back and sprinted away. this was coming out of a legit love hotel with guards watching, one of them almost stopped me but i juked him out, immediately plunging myself down a steep flight of stairs down this back street in shibuya. i’m wearing sandals… dodging tourists girls screaming i almost roll my ankle i am moving like james bond, turn onto the main road on a busy friday night and run several blocks away until i feel sufficiently far. see a dark lot on a side-street with some big square cars to use as cover. squat behind them on a parking stall. hear some porisu cars go by, i’ll never know whether or not they were for me. call an uber back to my place across the city, he comes fast, hop in and GTFO. GO GO GO!!

i don’t feel bad at all. she had it coming. i was perfectly okay with taking the handjob for 20k yen ($120 usd) as originally advertised on the way in, i told her “no just handjobbu is fine” about six thousand times… but she wouldn’t take No for an answer. In a way she raped me.

She was in her early/mid thirties. She was on top of me, in the prostitute position. She had enormous fucking tits.

“No no no i want to fak. You fak me? 100k yen ok? 50k yen ok? Ok? 40k yen discount you so handsome, japanese special 40k yen ok? Ok? To fak? You fak me ok?”

Bitch i only have 20k on me, i’m fine with the handjob lets just get it over with, it is daijoubou daijoubou...

“More to fak? Please i want fak you so bad, 40k to fak? 30k yen ok? Ok? Ok?”

T_T

You know what… fine. But I have no more cash on me, we go to ATM after. I get cash there.

“Promisu?”

Promisu. I show her my pockets are empty. She makes me sign some piece of paper as if that means anything at all.

“Yay!!”

Finally she gets to work. Blow jobbu… hand jobbu.. I put in a special request for paizuri because she has huge (and maybe real) tits. They feel real-enough hanging down onto my mouth but in my hands i’m not so sure. A little too firm…

“Your japanese so good! How you know ‘paizuri’ ?” ^_^

Anime.

She raughs.

Paizuri so good. Nothing like it. Ok good good, saiko, hai, oiishi des, haihaihaihai…..

“Ok. You fak me now!”

She mounts me in a strange position i’ve never once felt. girl on top kneeling, she’s bouncing like the energizer bunny turning herself on and i’m just lying there being used. it’s aight. after like 2 minutes of this she says “you cum? you cum? cum? cum cum cum cum ok?” and i actually am near-orgasm but i can’t let it end like this, i actually kind of hate this girl, i was perfectly okay with a simple little handjob for the amount of money i was advertised on the way in, she gave me no massage at all before it became how can i get as much money from this loser as possible, which is kind of hot in its own right but come on, at least give me a few minutes of love before you shatter the fantasy and go back to being a greedy fucking whore…

my resentment peaks as i shove her off, bitch get off me, rape¹ that bitch in missionary, now we’re flipped and i’m fucking her the way i like, face to face with my hands in hers and her thighs clasped together so that i can feel the full extent of it, there is a condom between us but it is thin and it’s not too much of a bother, the japanese really knock it out of the park in terms of quality with just about every single product here, and so soon i’m grabbing her hips using those sweet pelvic bones as handlebars with my face down beside her now and my chest on hers just filling this stupid greedy bitch full of my cum.

As soon as i cum i realize: i don’t need to pay for this. I can outrun this girl easily. i’m faster than her, this is a busy metropolitan area (maybe the busiest in the world…) i bet if i just booked it i could get lost in a crowd in 10 seconds flat.

she showers. i shower. there’s a shower in the room. i try to keep a straight face. stand up straight, respectful, re-robe.

It’s december but i’m in sandals, because i came from the philippines and i don’t own a pair of shoes. i cannot find size 12 shoes anywhere in all of asia.

She leads me out of the love hotel, past the concierge past the guard towards an ATM, 6 steps out the building one quick turn GOODBYE! ARIGATOGOYZAIMASU MERRY CHRISTMAS! And off into the night i go.

She should’ve just trusted me when i said i only wanted a handjob. She may have missed out on my cash but she surely learned a valuable lesson that day: You get what you ask for. She said she wanted to “fak” me and “fak” me she did. Who am I to let mere financial limitations stand between us.

1. it’s a figure of speech, your officer, trust me